The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #114129 Message #2432959
Posted By: catspaw49
06-Sep-08 - 08:36 PM
Thread Name: BS: Do Your Underwear Bind Up on You?
Subject: BS: Do Your Underwear Bind Up on You?
Mine don't.....but I don't wear any myself. Gave up on socks too. Joined Paul Newman in giving all my dress clothes away as well. But this thread isn't about me. Its about a friend who may no longer be one after this thread. Its about a female friend and is not Karen. But the story begins on a day last week when this person I'll call Bertha was talking to Karen one early morning.
Bertha is in her 50's and she and Karen are friends that talk at a lot of different times of the day, Mornings are good as Bertha is getting ready to go to work and Karen has just gotten home from a night at the hospital lab. Bertha I am given to understand wears 'Vanity Fair" brand panties that she really likes. She mentions that the pair she has just put on is binding though which she says is odd.
Bertha goes off to work and spends the entire day tugging at her undies every chance she gets when no one is watching. She uses the bathroom and tries to hitch them up some more but to no avail. This pair is defective or has gone through the washer/dryer once too often she figures. At the end of the day she arrives home and heads off to her bedroom to change. She decides to change after she uses the bathroom which is off their master bedroom. But Bertha can't just let it go.....She tries to correst things just one more time, pulling here and there and feeling the seams and the sides and then.......
Hey...she thinks....What's this? This seam won't stay down. There's the problem. Now why not? Let's pull here and let's pull over there and.....say, why is that side so "poofy?" Maybe if it would stay down.....But the crotch is so tight it won't.....and it feels funny like......like.....ohmygawd.............I have my underwear on sideways! And indeed she did!
She walked into the bedroom where her husband had just arrived, hitched up her skirt, and said, "Look at this?" Her husband cracks up when he realizes the problem but really let's go when he finds she has worn them sideways all day. The first words he said to her were, "Wait til Pat hears about this one."