A man went to show off before a crowd as was his heart's desire
Put his feet in a tub of water and grabbed and electric wire
When he slapped his hand down on the wire
you ought to have heard him groan
As he gritted his teeth and flapped his ears
As the voltage run his bones!

Well, I don't think that'll happen again in months and months and months, I don't think that'll happen again in months and months and months!

A man went to saw some limbs off a great big hollow tree
His little boy standing on the ground says Daddy stay here with me
He sat on the limb,sawed next to the tree when the limb began to crack, his little boy standing on the ground says Daddy will soon be back!