Hey, Claymore...you feel Obama should be penalized for not having had to escape from a burning fighter plane or undergo torture by Communists???

Well, gee, I'm sure he would have been happy to have had the chance to experience either of those exciting situations firsthand, but fortune just wasn't that kind to him as to provide it. So the guy's just plain unlucky. I can forgive him for that. McCain's obviously the lucky kind that those sort of things happen to, and Obama isn't.

But I CAN'T forgive Obama for never having shot a moose! All he had to do was just go get a gun, walk out into the woods, and go do it. There's no excuse for his lack of moose killing. None. I won't vote for a man who has never shot a moose. Forget it.