Just an idea to (hopefully) lighten this thread.
How about organising a festival, just for dogs?

To be held in GNAWICH perhaps.

Provisional Line-up (Subject to agreed Bonio allowance)

Show Of Hounds
Steeley Spaniel
Saint Bernatd Wrigley
The Poo-zies (Sorry girls!)
Coope Boyes and Shi Tzu
Blowzaborzoi
Lunasa Apso

Any more that yould like to see?

Ralphie

PS. Bob Fox didn't sound too keen!