The liberation of animals is the task of the animals themselves.

Oh yes, and animals do have rights. The right to be cooked properly springs to mind...

Yours in struggle against doggism (for are we not all dogs?).

Spleen Cringe

DOWN with the neo-felinist forces of doggist reaction!
DOWN with the bourgeois deviationist pooper-scooper facists!
FIGHT for the RIGHT to drop one anywhere!
DEATH to the yellow bellied CANINIST lackeys and lapdogs!
Lapdogs have rights too!