Oh Ms Archer

That an infiltrater like you, from a foreign land, should take over one of the most hallowed of English Festivals, spanning 50 odd (?) years.....(Sidmouth) is a vile calumny (Spellcheck please) to our Holy Sceptered Isle.
Get back to that unholy country that is called the US of A....
Don't forget your lipstick!!
Very tongue in cheek!

Ralphie xxx

No chance for Housewives Choice next year then?!