The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2437260
Posted By: Rapparee
11-Sep-08 - 09:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Oh, I already know what you're going to decide. I merely want to give you the illusion of choice and free will so that you'll feel even more guilty when you think you have broken one of my commandments:
1. Thou shalt not.
2. Thou shalt.
3. Thou shalt try to reconcile the differences between 1 and 2, above.
4. Thou shalt fail in 3, above.
5. Thou shalt feel guilty as hell about it.
6. Thou shalt do penance, which shalt be sending me all thy worldly goods, which I own anyway.
7. Thou shalt still feel guilty about it.
8. Thou shalt raise thy voice and rail against me, thy Creator.
9. Thou shalt feel guilty about 9, above, also.
10. Thou shalt be smitten and go to thy Judgement feeling guilty as all hell about failing in 3, above.