Megan...the real truth is that I am almost struck dumb with admiration for your extraordinary mastery of Scots dialect. Almost. At any rate...I desperately want to be able to talk like that myself, specially in moments of passion. I have reasons which I cannot divulge for this concern...but let me ask you this: What should I say to a Scottish gel when I am engaged in, well...you know...with her...and things are getting really heated up?

What would be the perfect series of remarks to make at a time like that, using broad Scots dialect?