Ah...Nigel...if you only realized how deadly serious I am about all this...how I lie awake at night wondering how I can get the word "forfend" banned from the English language...how I yearn for the simple days when people at nothing but corn bread and bacon and limited their discourse to 150 common words and phrases...

If only! ;-D

I will not REST until you are all compelled to do it MY way, d'you hear me! I am on a crusade here, one that can end only in death or total victory.   (there's a little of George Bush in all of us...)