Today Chongo is introducing Rapaire to the rest of the campaign staff, ably led by the lovely Renata Carson, a young paralegal from Chicago who was in the news quite a bit a few weeks ago when some smear artists in the employ of Chongo's opponents attempted unsuccessfully to raise a scandal around what they termed "Renata-Gate". Those allegations failed to stick.

Meanwhile, speculation is rife as to what post Bobert will get in Chongo's cabinet.

Amos - Look, man, if these "Chinga" delusions of yours persist then I can suggest only one thing. Stop kayaking! I think you are getting sea water in your inner ears and it's unhinging your mental faculties.