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Thread #114388   Message #2441364
Posted By: Little Hawk
15-Sep-08 - 04:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
Okay, you asked for it. Here's who "Chinga" really is. She's no sister of Chongo Chimp. She's not a chimp at all. She's a cheap little Mexican-American skank from L.A. who works in the porno industry and who does streetwalking and exotic dancing on the side. Amos met her on one of his nocturnal..."jaunts". They got to talking about some stuff and he asked her if she would be willing to do a little "political" work for the Democratic Party, but very hush-hush.

She said she'd do any damn thing under the sun for the right amount of cash, even screw Henry Kissinger.

So the deal was made. They got Chinga a cheap monkey suit and did some photography. They got real busy with photoshop and went looking around for photos of Chongo's family and pasted this girl in the monkey suit into a bunch of those photos.

It's truly pathetic. You can see easily enough that the supposed "Chinga" in the photos is not a real chimp at all! The eyes are a dead giveaway. Just look at the eyes. That is not a female chimp, it is a female human ho in a bad chimp suit.