Hey! Back in the 70s we used to sing a song that went something like...

A Chinese boy came knocking on my door, um hmmmm, um hmmmm
A Chinese boy came knocking on my door, --- ---- ---- ---- --- --- ---
Um hmmmm, um hmmmmm, um hmmm, um hmmm.

The dashes are the parts I don't remember! It was stuff like going to get a cake and "he made a mistake and kissed a snake, um hmmm, etc." There were several verses.

Does anyone out there remember this song? I'd love to have the lyrics again!