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Thread #114388   Message #2441803
Posted By: Little Hawk
16-Sep-08 - 02:29 AM
Thread Name: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo names Rapaire as his VP!!!
No, no, Ernest! You completely fail to understand. Chongo is the leader of the APP (American Primate Party) who are neither Democrats nor Republicans. They are a brand new party launched in Chicago in early 2008 by a coalition of apes and monkeys who want an equal voice in government. Due to Chongo's progressive ideas and fresh new approach, the APP soon expanded to having a fair number of human members as well as apes and monkeys (and the odd lemur).

The APP is competing against both the Democrats AND the Republicans.

Clint Eastwood is a faithful member of the Republican Party, so he can't be a member of the APP unless he leaves the Republican Party, and I don't think he would, despite being a good friend of Chongo's. In the same sense, Barack Obama is a Democrat, so he can't be a member of the APP either, unless he leaves the Democratic Party.

Capiche?