I've only had two people walk out of a performance. I sang a song called Big Ellie Mae. Learned it from Gordon Menzies in Scotland. It's about a golf pro who was trying to teach a woman who was, shall we say,
top heavy? when he said, .."I've only seen two that could swing like yours do, and they were on a Camel I saw in the zoo" They left. Now, if they had listened to the rest of it, they would have heard,.." this pointed remark at the poor girl's physique made Ellie lash out in a great fit of pique, her blow caught the pro in his most tender spot, now he's got two just as big as she's got.."

The world is full of malcontents with very thin skins. Let them bugger off, who cares?