My ex wife and I took a trip to St. Maartin, and among other things, we took a bus tour around the island. One of the stops was a nude beach. As we were walking down to the beach with our group, another group was coming up off the beach. One of the women in that group was raving about the nasty things she saw, and assuring everyone within earshot that she didn't engage in such behavior, and hated porn too! After they all cleared off, our driver said,. "I wonder what she expected to see on a nude beach"?