Actually Volgadon.

The last verse of the F&S song would fit nicely (In a sporting way!)
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And, crossing the ocean, each nations the same.
They've simply no notion of playing the game.
They argue with umpires, they cheer when they've won.
And they practice beforehand, which ruins the fun!

Spoken...

It's not that they're wicked or naturally bad.
It's knowing they're foreign, that makes me SO MAD!!!!!

Regards Ralphie