I don't wish to carp but it's all been done before, on JennyO's BS: Four reel-life squid thread.

The Fish Song (I Lobster and Never Flounder) - Pinkard and Bowden

I was the cook, ----she was the waitress
Down at Salty Sams seafood cafe
Somewhere between the clam juice and the seaweed salad
some little shrimp... lured her away

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

I said "just Squid and leave me for that piano Tuna
If you want to Trout something new"
She was the Bass I ever had and my life has no Porpoise
Oh my Cod, I love her, yes I do

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.

Boy, I sword fish she'd come back to me!
I'd show her a whale of a time
You know, I've kelped her picture in my walleye just for the halibut
I wonder if she kelpt mine in her perch?

Yes I said perch. Some of you are looking at me like you are losing your herring
I think I'm getting a haddock!
Well, I bass quit sea horsing around or you folks will go into a state of shark!'
If I get out of here alive — it'll be a mackerel.
"Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam"

Oh, I Lobster, n' never Flounder
He wrapped his line around her
and they drove off in his Carp
Oh, I Lobster n' never Flounder
I Octopus his face in, Eel only break her heart.