I fell out a window a second story window
And I caught my eyelash on a sill, a sill
Go get an axe there's a flying baby's mustache
Man's best friend is his mother
You're a liar
I'm another
You've been drinking whiskey
(hiccup) No I haven't
You're uncle bet on a horse named Roy Rogers
Dun dun dun

from my grandfather to my mother to me