How will you all feel? I don't know--however you choose, just as you do now.

You could feel celebratory because, hooray, Amos has met the most dramatic end!

Or you could feel hilarity because what would be funnier than a kayak being stepped on by an oil tanker?

Or you could feel bereaved because there's never been another like old AMos and he was too young, and its all just awful. Even though none of those things are particularly true.

Or you could just feel ticked off because your favorite cartoon show has been cancelled!

Ya pays yer money and you takes your choice.

If I were to be eaten by a shark, I would be most annoyed, as it would interrupt some plans I could not get back to for another 18 years.

And being hit by an oil tanker would be just too ludicrous (especially close inshore, relatively, where I go).


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