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Thread #85383 Message #2446912
Posted By: Barry Finn
21-Sep-08 - 09:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: New Toilets Ain't Worth Crap...
Subject: RE: BS: New Toilets Ain't Worth Crap...
If your old style works well & you want to conserve on water just keep adding a brich at a time to the tank till it doesn't do a good job then back up a brich or 2.
Here's a song perfectly seated for this thread (in the DT)
I'M GLAD I'M WORKING DOWN BELOW (Words & Music by John M Garrett)
Oh a sewerman am I and my trade I deftly ply As underneath the city streets I go And my hope for paradise is to wade up to my thighs Oh I'm glad I'm working down below
CHORUS: Down below, down below Oh it's dark but it's home to me, you know It's the only place, I find, I can get some peace of mind Yes I'm glad I'm working down below
There are rules to the trade that have to be obeyed And every movement must be made just so You must watch just where you stand, and just where you put your hand Still I'm glad I'm working down below
There was cause for alarm at a nearby sewage farm When a man fell down a pit some years ago Since the accident occurred he's been lying there interred Oh I'm glad I'm working down below
Oh in Paris I have found they take tourists underground And even charge a small fee for the show While in Venice I've heard tell they sail boats on it as well Oh I'm glad I'm working down below
Oh it is a wonderful life, you can hide here from your wife And leave behind your every care and woe I may be a sewer rat, but I'm not to be sniffed at Oh I'm glad I'm working down below