MEMORANDUM

TO: Human Resources Team, United States Division

RE: Pending CEO Hiring Decision


With the national debt at historic proportions, multiple war fronts, insufficient access to health care, a weakened dollar, an all-time high prison population, skyrocketing Federal spending, serial mortgage crises and housing foreclosures, we face a timely hiring decision.

Let's first examine the educational attainment of our two choices.

Barack Obama
Occidental College - Two years undergraduate work
Columbia University - BA. Political Science with a specialization in international relations
Harvard Law School - Juris Doctor, Magna Cum Laude

Joseph Biden
University of Delaware - BA, History; BA, Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law, Juris Doctor

-or-

John McCain
United States Naval Academy - Class rank 894 of 899

Sarah Palin
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in journalism

Questions? Comments?

Sincerely,



Your Search Committee