Thread #2998   Message #2449701
Posted By: GUEST
25-Sep-08 - 09:47 AM
Thread Name: Naughty kids' greatest hits II
Subject: RE: Naughty kids' greatest hits II

do you know a story that starts with

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS ROAD GOES TO
I DONT KNOW AS IT GOES ANY WHERE ITS ALWAYS HERE WHEN I COME BACK

THE SAYING CARRYS ON ABOUT A LAD ASKING ABOUT A JOB
AND THE MAN ASKS CAN HE MILK AND HE REPLYS I ONCE MILKED A COCANUT

THIS IS ALL I KNOW

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Anybody know the usual jokes that are told, with "Arkansas Traveler" played between choruses?

One I remember is:
Q: "Pardon me, but Do you know where this road goes?" A: "Doesn't go anywhere. Stays right there."

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Here are the jokes from the Michelle Shocked Arkansas Traveler CD:

• Hey farmer! You been livin' here all your life?
  Not yet.
  
  
• Hey farmer! Where does this road go?
  Been livin' here all my life, it ain't gone nowhere yet.
  
  
• Hey farmer! How do you get to Little Rock?
  Listen stranger, you can't get there from here.
  
  
• Hey farmer! Thought you said that mud-hole weren't very deep?
  Only comes up to here on my ducks.
  
  
• Hey farmer! When you gonna fix that leakin' roof?
  Ah, stranger, when it's a rainin' it's too wet to fix it and when it's dry it's just as good as any man's house.
  
  
• Hey farmer! You're not too far from a fool, are you?
  Just a barbed-wire fence between us.
  
  
• Hey farmer! You don't know very much, do you?
  No, but I ain't lost.

-Joe-