Oh Purleeeesse!!!


A drunken fart can happen to anyone... even more likely than a sober fart - of which I have experience.... whilst shopping yesterday, there were some real problems with two-tones - you know, when you can feel it and clench to try and prevent but it sneaks out in that little far-perp way.... I had to keep pretending to smack my lips or make popping noises all the way through the cold meat section.

I blame the pizza we had Thursday evening.

LTS