At risk of calming troubled waters, I thought I'd get back on topic.

When I were a lad back in Sarf London, I was always rooting for a fine pair of instruments that surely should be adopted as England's faves, if not most traditional, Namely:

The Pink Oboe (as previously mentioned) along with the Squeeze Box (as in, Mamma's got one, Pappa plays it all night long)

They were made for each other.

Oldguit Arr