Lethal pastries, BB. It's all about lethal pastries. Watch the Sleeping Croissant! Be afraid. Very afraid. Yes, there are vicious foreigners out there plotting to destroy the land you love, and they do not rest. They toil night and day with but one thought: "Destroy America!" Some are swarthy and have facial hair, but others are pink and nicely shaven and they look like they came from a Hansel and Gretel story. Ah! Those are the ones to really watch out for. They have WMDs hidden, BB, and they mean to use them on YOU. Scranton, Schenectady, and Albuquerque (did I spell that right?) are in extreme peril. Why will no one listen????

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