naughtyforty -
You have been pm'd with Auchindoon lyrics as per your request. Someday, I would like you and maybe Essex Girl to learn Advice to the Ladies with me. Some lyrics are a bit raunchy, some very raunchy, very simple melody and easy to remember chorus, but it needs to be performed with attitude and some requisite harrassment of and flirting with the men.

Pete the Hat -
You were peeking over naughtyforty's shoulder at my book o'songs and laughing at "Advice to the Ladies" lyrics. If you can convince naughtyforty to learn it, maybe we can perform it next time we all are met together. la la la