You ought to join the Jehovah's witnesses, Ake.

You'd be brilliant at turning up on peoples doorsteps saying, the world is in awful state at the moment. Have you ever wondered what it can all mean? Where is it all leading?

Don't let your daughter wear tight jeans, or have a blood transfusion and you'll be 'quids in' with Jesus. Can I sell you Watchtower? Its a great magazine and will answer all your questions.