I `ad that Dave Polshaw in my cab the other day. `is face was black as thunder and `e looked well down in the dumps.
I said, "You look a bit iffy. What`s up?"
`e said, "I just experienced the most racist event you could imagine"
I said, "Oh, you just been to that anti-immigration march in town?"
`e said, "Nah, I just seen Chelsea play Manchester City!!"

Whaddam I like??