"this little git with spiky hair and a leather jacket came in and started being... well, call it provocative."

You should try living with him....he is now

"this little git with spiky hair and a WHITE CHEF'S jacket AND IS STILL .... well, call it provocative."

It can be quite a floor show for customer's!!!!

This weekend will actually mark 18 years of our marriage..so to all of you who said it would never last......you are probably right. As I always tell him...DON'T RELAX

Oh and in case you did not know...it will be Mags Latham's birthday as well...now I will be battered. See you all Saturday