Gives a whole new meaning to the song "Goober Peas", doesn't it?

Sittin' by the roadside on summer day
Chattin' with my messmates, passin' time away
Standin' in the shadows, underneath the trees
Goodness how delightful, takin' good ol' pees!

Pees, pees, pees, pees, takin' good ol' pees
Goodness how deligtful takin' good ol' pee!

Just before the battle the General hears a row,
"I think the Yanks are comin', I hear their cannons' now!"
Just then he turns around and whadda think he sees?
The Georgia militia, takin' good ol' pees!

etc.