The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2454319
Posted By: Rapparee
30-Sep-08 - 07:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Take the white part of chicken droppings and dry it. Give one teaspoonful at every meal to cure fits.

To prevent cramps while swimming, rub urine all over your body before entering the water.

Chamber lye is very good for cramps.

Melt hog manure on the stove and let it get quite cold. Put a few drops of turpentine on it. Cures the worst case of piles.

Grind dried chicken dung into a powder and put a pinch of it into a prune. Give this to anyone with hysterics.

Poultice gout with a mixture of goat milk butter and cow manure.

Lose freckles by washing them with your own urine.

If you want to take off freckles, cover your face with cow manure.

If your hogs have cholera, put chamber lye in the slop.

As soon as possible after stepping on a nail, put the foot in a bucket of fresh cow manure.