Who? Amos?

By the way, under my gentle proposal he would not be able to use his name because it is four letters long. I've been thinking on this, and I propose this list be used for a start.

Me
I
am
is
bad
guy
man
not
tea
eat
poo
pee
hi
yes
no
go
a
the
him
her
eh?
you
now
yet
up
eye
ear
toe
bag
boo
who
how
now
mow
moo
goo

These should take care of all his needs until we can approve a larger vocabulary. While I admit that some of the words (toe, for instance) could be construed as "terms of art" we really should allow him such sentences as "Toe boo boo" if he hurts his foot. And the list is really quite complex: for instance, if he wants to cut the lawn he could say, "I go mow the moo goo now" or if he disapproves of the drink he is served he could say, "Is bad tea. Is pee!"