S&R - Isn't that the one that has the "hoo-hoos" in it? That's the part where the tears of laughter were running down my face.

I'd still like to know how exactly WAV feels he's benefitting "good English culture" by emigrating here - sorry, repatriating - only to become dependent on the state.

Do you not feel guilty in telling people like me that we oughtn't to be here when my hard work and money are keeping you?