IS that a moon I see? On the doorway glass? Or just a photograph Of some folky's ass? Or a drunken glow From a fallen torch? No I think, it must be Lonesome E-jay's zorch.
See that man, backed up to the doorway Dropping trou, drunk as a lord, hey He ain't mad, it's just the crazy night Maybe he had too much whiskey Songs and ladies made him frisky Let's just tell him Thanks for the pale moonlight.