IS that a moon I see?
On the doorway glass?
Or just a photograph
Of some folky's ass?
Or a drunken glow
From a fallen torch?
No I think, it must be
Lonesome E-jay's zorch.

See that man, backed up to the doorway
Dropping trou, drunk as a lord, hey
He ain't mad, it's just the crazy night
Maybe he had too much whiskey
Songs and ladies made him frisky
Let's just tell him
Thanks for the pale moonlight.