No Republican could possibly have come up with that.

That, my friends, is blathertwaddle of the first water. It is the ne plus ultra of poetic bilgeroar and the apotheosis of persiflaginous cowflop.

In short...Amos has returned! There can be no doubt of it. I say it, so it must be so. Even Chongo says it, so it must doubly be so.

All bow your heads for a minute of grateful silence.