I made a list above who the few might be - Martin Carthy, Nic Jones, Micky Jones, Derek Bailey, Sonny Sharrock, Hans Reichel, Fred Frith, Daevid Allen, Robert Frip, Frank Zappa, Roy Buchanan. I like Phil Miller too, and Bernard Sumner's playing in Joy Division is sublime. My point was, as a sort of non-muso who never did get guitars, Derek Bailey's playing makes the most sense to me.

But anything - ANYTHING - even unto having my balls slowly crushed in the jaws of a vice whilst having my feet sawn off by evil pirates - than having to endure that which Miskin Man linked to above at 7.20am. You were being ironic, right?