"you will p[perhaps concede that standard English rules of [pronunciation have to be set aside to accommodate your narcissistic whimsy, a step I am unwilling to take just to humor you."

Gad! It has to be Amos. Who the hell else would talk like that? Well, maybe Ron Davies would, but I digress. Note the innate lack of respect for another man's choice of how to pronounce his own name. Shocking! Just who is calling who narcissistic around here? I feel sure now that it is Amos who we are dealing with. His lofty tone denotes that it is, and that things are finally getting back to abnormal around here, and that's probably good.