I keep waiting for this thread to degenerate into smut but it hasn't yet...maybe they're waiting for me to put my two cents in!
I reviewed a gig where the guy broke his G string early in the set, but luckily he had a couple of a capella numbers prepared ( one of them in Gaelic) and of course I couldn't stop myself from letting everyone know that it was the guitar's G string that broke, not the underwear! I don't know if he'll forgive me - it was in a family magazine! And yes, he was cute.