And, Spawdarlin' just keeps on a roll, neither here nor there, always elsewhere, when no one else is anywhere, all the while spreading it around and making sure he is somewhere else, when no one else is, 'cause they're all over there, except for those who've morphed to there, and scooted across to the other place which is behind and across from the ole X which is never here when I am, nor it is over there!

(Your philosophy degree serves you well, Spawmyluv, at least here, it does, but probably not worth shit over there and ya know what it gets you in that golden arches place which isn't to be found here, but always somwhere else.)