The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2463185
Posted By: Amos
11-Oct-08 - 04:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
IF you were a G-string, you would always sound a little flat.
If you were Indiana Jones, some pterodactyl would shit on your fedora hat.
If you were a movie star, fast living would ruin your looks.
Better to stay in Pocatello,
Be a decent, gentle fellow,
And stick to ordering books.


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