Eating, e.g., rice, sultanas
And something that rhymes with sultanas
Oh bugger, I suppose I'd better put bananas
e.g., even though they're foreign and I don't like them much
Anyway, of such
Is my sparse, poet's diet comprised,
e.g., if one wishes
To be a literary master
Ine must be a faster,
If all that is on offer, e.g.,
Is burgers, chicken, fishes
Or foreign muck like, e.g., curry,
No!
I choose instead to eat a stottie
Whilst stroking, e.g., the botty
of a bouncing, young, clogger
e.g, I'd love to snog her
but my lips
are wrapped round bread and chips
and soon will be chomping on
my plastic, e.g., English flute,
Which I'll record, mute,
For your enjoyment on my website.
Did I mention my website?
It is a great website.
Here's a link to my website.
Later you might
Like to have, e.g, a look.
Meanwhile, I'll be sitting by a brook
(Not Rupert, as I don't approve, e.g., of poofs)
But by a Good English stream,
Lost in my lovely English, e.g., Aryan dream.