I notice that media polls seem to mysteriously mirror the attitudes of whichever media are doing the poll. LOL!

This is true of Fox. It's true of CNN. It seems to be true of most of them. Their polling results usually match their desires.

So how the hell do they conduct these phony "polls"? Do they go around the newsroom and ask their staff? Or do they call up a pre-selected list of numbers of people who love watching their show?

It's pathetic. Things would be better if we had no polls. The polls are just more propaganda to get people to run around like a herd of lemmings and vote the way some special interest group wants them to.