"But the real truth is that I have finally found her. I'm talkin' about I have found "the one". The ONE woman for me! Yes! And I am so amazed that I would have wasted all that valuable time pursuing Hillary Clinton...that cold, heartless, ice-in-her-veins, overambitious, callous, power-suited harpy! Pah! Who needs Hillary? Who, I ask you??? Not me.

No sirree...because I have found the most fascinating and incredible woman in the world...the woman who MUST be mine!

This gal is a real go-getter. She has nerve and spunk. She has amazing legs and a great smile and a sly wink that just makes me go all shivery. Oh, yeah! And she has the damn sexiest librarian's hairdo and glasses that you could ever ask for, and she says things like "Gotcha!" and "gonna" and "hafta"....and she could be president of the USA someday soon."



And up until you mentioned Sarah Palin's name I thought you were talking about having an illicit relationship with Chinga......