Al alternative scenario- incorporating a more realistic view of the attitudes of young people.
Young singer songwriter:- "What's that boring old rubbish you're playing man?" Aging Folk singer:- "Red River Valley" Young singer songwriter:-"Is it an old Woody Guthrie song?" Aging Folk singer:-"Nobody knows who wrote it" Young singer songwriter:-"Sounds like nobody did write it. All those cheesy standard chords-Yuk!" Aging Folk singer drops to the ground, stunned by the realisation of his own irrelevance. Young singer songwriter:-(picks up old Gibson) "I'll get a good price for this on Ebay, and buy myself a big PA rig"