"When she was young, she bought a small mouth-organ for a tanner;
She swallowed it,and ever since,they've called her Wheezy Anna.

Chorus: Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna,
Down where the watermelons grow (like a great big football),
Wheezy Anna, Wheezy Anna; She's the sweetest girl I know."


      Not 1950s, I know--in fact, much earlier, but a great song just the same!