Paralysed - The Ledgendary Stardust Cowboy
My underwear froze to the clothes line - The Legendary Stardust Cowboy
I'm happy to live in a split level head - Napoleon XIV
They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - Napoleon XIV
Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes
Renta Santa - Chris Hill (using snippets from other peoples records)
The Magic Roundabout - Jasper Carrot
I'm in love with Angela Rippon - Bernard Wrigley
I'm gonna find me a woman to hold my big toe until I have to go - Captain Beefheart
I'm my own Grandpa - The Muppets (can't remember who did the original)
Kinky boots - Honor Blackman and Patrick MacNee
Queen of the house (send up of "king of the road") - Mrs. Miller
Fish - Leona Anderson
Two minute silence - John Lennon and Yoko Ono (exactly as the title suggests)
Lost Sheep - Adrian Munsey (a disco version "C'est sheep" followed!)
Ba! Ba! black Sheep - The Singing Sheep
Tracks of my tears - Half Japanese (has to be heard to be believed)
If - Telly Savalas (a UK No.1)
You've lost that lovin' feeling - Telly Savalas
I'm free - John Inman (as his Mr.Humphries character)
When I'm 64 - John Pertwee (as his Wurzel Gummidge character)
Up Je t'aime - Frankie Howard and June Whitfield