Young lady was telling her daddy about the previous night's dance:

"And Daddy, Bobby Benson gave me a ride home! He's a great horseman, 'most as good as you are! Why, I would have fallen off if I hadn't had a firm grip on the saddle horn!"

"I wouldn't go spreading that story around, girl. Everybody knows Bobby rides a McClellan saddle*."
























For those who might not know, a McClellan saddle doesn't HAVE a saddle horn.