I am thinking that this must most certainly be a sad symptom of what I like to call Touchy-Feely-oma!

The disease is a direct result of singing treacly folk songs incessantly---things like Dancing With Bears, Amazing Grease, and quite a few---er, no -- just about all --- religious songs. There is no better way to explain the term "The quick and the dead." It's those fast women. Anbd thank god for them...

Oh, the humanity.

Art Thieme