Look, I know how you can end all this, WAV.

Just get down on your knees weeping in abject surrender and ADMIT that you're a racist, a child molester, a wife-beater, a bad driver, a really terribly bad poet, a moral leper, a witless jackoff, a contemptible jadrool, an insult to all western civilization, and a complete disgrace to humanity.

Apologize for even having been born.

Then demand that an international trial be held, similar to Nuremberg, and that you be condemned to summary execution after owning up to your evilness, and that your remains be then tossed to the jackals.

And swear to never post on this forum again.

And take down your website and burn all your writings.

Have your name erased from the Book of Days. Cease to be.

If you do all of the above, then the righteous assembly of your betters here will all have a giant collective orgasm, after which they will all have to lie down and rest for a bit.

Ah. Won't it be lovely? Good shall once again triumph over evil and the peaceable kingdom be restored.

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One thing worrisome about it, though...what will the good folk of Paris do with their spare time when Quasimodo is gone?