Lowe's is across the road and about three or four blocks away. So there!

Sportsman's Warehouse is only half as far and sells guns, bows, crossbows, knives, arrows, ammunition, gunpowder, broadhead arrows and all sorts of other neat-o stuff ready-made. Why waste spuds when you can use double ought buckshot or shoot a flaming arrow across the golf course at night? Or rub gunpowder into about a hundred feet of cotton string, loop it from tree to tree, and then ignite it? Or...nevermind. Think up your own ways to baffle, amaze, and annoy your neighbors.